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Need A Laugh? – World’s Funniest Student Analogies

imageReading these student analogies/metaphors, will have you laughing your socks off. I found these “Annual English Teachers’ awards for best student metaphors/analogies” on Bill Gross’ Google+ page. Hilarious – definitely worth a read.

A quick taste:

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling
ball wouldn’t.

The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg
behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

Read the rest here.

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