Midget Lesbian Porn, Trannies With Knives, and Other Assorted Spam Comments

There’s not much that’s funny about comment spam. Comment spam has the potential to be dangerous – if it’s allowed to be blindly posted. I’ve written a number of articles dealing with the hows/whys of comment spam in the past, so I won’t belabor the point. If you wish you can checkout – Comment Spam Is Dangerous BS!

Over and above the danger it may pose to Internet travellers, by its very nature, comment spam is a pain in the patootie for bloggers who have to deal with it. Here on this site – every morning I’m forced to deal with upwards of 300+ pieces of comment spam. This morning for example – 358. These numbers do not include the 200 or more spam comments, that will arrive throughout the day.

Not a big problem you might think – just hit “delete all spam.” Done – over with – on to the next thing. Except, the downside to the quick erase method is; some genuine comments that may have a link/attachment (which will trigger the spam filter), get lost in the flush.

Recently, for example, a reader made the point that I had not posted his previous comment and questioned, if I intended to handle his current comment in the same way. Since I do not filter genuine comments, I could only assume that this reader’s prior comment had fallen victim to the “flush it down the toilet” method. An apology, of course, was in order. So, a pain in the patootie? You bet.

Even so, hard as it is to imagine – there is a bit of a silver lining to comment spam. Sure, I had to dig deep to find it – but, I have to admit – there are those rare moments when I get my morning coffee up my nose, when the unintentional humor of a spam comment catches me unaware.

Now, I don’t mean any disrespect to those who consider Midget Lesbian Porn to be the height of eroticism …………………….. (no, I better not write what I really want to say). But, the following brought tears to my eyes – tears of laughter, that is.

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Travelling to the site – if you’re running WOT – would pop up the following warning. Just a quick question for WOT though – why would “Child safety” be unrated?

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But lets move on to the following. Both of these put a cramp in my sense of how to comment, in this post, gracefully. So, I’ll just say – WHAT?

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But the best, the spam comments that leave me in stitches, are the Google Translate fails. One would think, that if a spammer went to all the trouble of writing a complex spam comment, he’d a least get it right.  Here’s a few recent examples.   Smile

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So you see – even comment spam has an upside. Sort of.   Smile

A quick note: In the 20 minutes it took to write this short piece, I’ve become the ungrateful recipient of another 118 spam comments. These guys just never give up.

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16 responses to “Midget Lesbian Porn, Trannies With Knives, and Other Assorted Spam Comments

  1. Spam, it’s great to eat and a staple extensively used in Hawaii.
    Spam, a pain in my ham when it arrives as a comment on my blog.
    Like you, I invite comments but sometimes wish the posters would keep the comments to themselves. Removal, as you’ve already pointed out, isn’t always easy. I’ve also seen some blogs where they don’t filter out the spam and it usually doesn’t take me long to move on to another blog that pays attention to the overall quality on their blog.
    As always, thanks again for another great article.

    • Hi Bob,

      My parents spent most of the War (WW2, according to Archie Bunker :) ) in England. So, Spam was a regular tasty treat in our house. Sorry to see it get saddled with a connection to an Internet plague.

      “Spam, a pain in my ham when it arrives as a comment on my blog” – just perfect!

      Best,

      Bill

  2. Can I send ‘em your addy so you can just deal with all the spam I get too… lol Okay, you DON’T need to respond, you have enuff to do as it is. BTW Loved yesterday’s bit, but couldn’t comment… again, no reply needed… *hugs* …luv khrys

  3. John Bent

    Hi Bill,

    “Midget Lesbian Porn, Trannies With Knives” ?? I’m really disappointed my spam filter let this through :)

    Another source of mirth for me are the subtitles on Sky news (I have no life).

    Kind regards
    John

    • Hi John,

      Yes – “plane to cough” – instead of “plain took off” would have me LMAO.

      Occasionally, I’ll go to captions (just to keep the peace – if you know what I mean :) ) – and, I get more than frustrated with XrrYYHeerrrr and the rest of the silly nonsense. If the software can’t cut it – they need to hire a bloody typist. The commercials never seem to screw up. Funny that.

      Best,

      Bill

  4. delenn13

    Now it is time for some free games..

    Thought this would fit right in with the ..”Midget Lesbian Porn, Trannies With Knives, and Other Assorted Spam Comments” sorta…

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    Here is some screen shots..Do you want a free Beta key for Dejobaans latest game? « Giveaway of the Day Forums

    It’s Steam..so take it for what it is worth. I don’t buy games from steam. I get free ones plus the ones I get in bundles..But I don’t buy them for the steam codes.

    You have to join Dejobaan’s fan club to get the BETA steam code…

    Sign up and we will send Steam keys of Alphas, Betas and the ocassional awesome deals They do too. I got a free game sent to me ealier.

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    Some screen shots..Neverball

    “Tilt the floor to roll a ball through an obstacle course before time runs out. Neverball is part puzzle game, part action game, and entirely a test of skill.

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    Neverball and Neverputt are both known to run under Linux, Win2K/XP, FreeBSD, and Mac OSX. Hardware accelerated OpenGL is required. A 500MHz processor is recommended.

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    Give this a few minutes and you will be amazed…..Sounded like real thunder.

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    • Hey Delenn13,

      Unfortunately, I do have a Steam account. Don’t want to – but, joining was the only way to activate Skyrim. Talk about coercion – this type of “data collection”, because that’s what it amounts to – should be strictly illegal. Each time I launch Skyrim, I get hit with a load of ads from Steam. And, I paid for this. I think my brain is twisted.

      From here on in, I think I’ll just stick with my Midget Lesbian Porn. :)

      Took a look at all the links – some good stuff here.

      I know how time consuming it is to put together what you have here – so, a BIG THANK YOU!

      Best,

      Bill

      • delenn13

        Hey Bill,

        Yea, i am not fond of Steam because you really don’t OWN the game. You are at their mercy/whim.

        BTW, Neverball/Neverputt is not steam…It will even run on a Mac or Linux.

        • Hey Delenn13,

          Exactly how I feel – paid my $, but I’m renting.

          Yeah, I liked the graphics in Neverball/Neverputt. I’ll take it for a test drive.

          Meant to comment on the “thunder” – veeery strange weather. Going up to +10 in a couple of days. Might be time to get the shorts out. :)

          Best,

          Bill

  5. hipockets

    Bill –
    I tried one of the midget porn sites**.
    I found the content too short and belittling to porn in general.

    ** Just kidding!! :>).

  6. Mark Schneider

    Bill,
    Don’t be bad mouthing my favorite midgetporntube now.
    The one that annoys me the most is the ones that start out making a relevant statement then end by saying they love their job making $5,500.00 a week at home doing nothing and here’s the link.
    Do people actually click on that crap?
    Oh well, have a good one.

    Mark

    • Hi Mark,

      lol!

      I visit Cracked.com fairly often and I spend time reading the article comments – some very witty comments. Sprinkled in with the legit comments, there is always a few of those “making $5,500.00 a week at home”. The response from the regulars is just a hoot. They rip these people to shreds in an entertaining way. Always makes me LMAO.

      Stay cool.

      Best,

      Bill